Attention men: Want hair-care products that turn your hair into a sentient toupee capable of the most charming antics? No? Really, it's better that it sounds. It's great for when you're in a business meeting and some dial tone is droning on about whatever who cares, and the hot woman across the table is eyeing you hard … it will mack on your behalf without anyone noticing. So says one of two new oddball spots from Wieden + Kennedy for Old Spice hair products, vaguely reminiscent of Axe's walking-hair-loves-headless-boobs commercial from 2012. (The director, Tom Kuntz, also has experience working with hair that has a mind of its own—going back to Skittles' "Beard.") Another new Old Spice ad tells you that your creepy-furry head pet will also serve you exceptionally well when you're on a date at the boardwalk. Just look at the magical surprise it can pull, hands-free, out of the arcade claw. It really is the perfect marriage of the campaign's tagline, "Hair that gets results," and the brand's classic marketing ethos—"If your grandfather hadn't worn it, you wouldn't exist." Credits plus a print ad below. CREDITS Client: Old Spice Spots: "Meeting" and "Boardwalk" Agency: Wieden + Kennedy, Portland, Ore. Creative Directors: Craig Allen, Jason Bagley Copywriter: Jason Kreher Art Director: Max Stinson Producers: Hayley Goggin, Katie Reardon Account Team: Georgina Gooley, Liam Doherty, Nick Pirtle, Jessica Monsey, Michael Dalton Executive Creative Directors: Susan Hoffman, Joe Staples Head of Production: Ben Grylewicz Production Company: MJZ Director: Tom Kuntz Executive Producer: Scott Howard Line Producer: Emily Skinner Director of Photography: Andre Chemetoff Editorial Company: McKenzie Cutler Editor: Gavin Cutler Assistant Editor: Ryan Steele Producer: Sasha Hirschfeld Visual Effects Company: Framestore Visual Effects Supervisor: Alex Thomas Compositing Supervisor: Russell Dodgson Producers: Tram Le, Claudia Lecaros Flame: Stefan Smith, Trent Shumway Nuke Leads: Vanessa DuQuesnay, Jonni Isaacs, J.D. Yepes Nuke: Geoff Duquette, Jason Phua, Carl Schroter, Jack Fisher, Anthony Lyons, Katerina Arroyo, Nick Sorenson, Kenneth Quinn Brown Music Company: Rumblefish Producer: Mikey Ecker Final Mix Studio: Lime Studios Post Engineer: Loren Silber Assistant Engineer: Patrick Navarre Producer: Jessica Locke Color Transfer: CO3 Artist: Stefan Sonnenfeld